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I drove through a red light yesterday.
In the rain.
At twilight.
You see, Kerry needed to take a picture, and who am I to deny anything that her heart desires?
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I think the Aprilia needs an umbrella.
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Whoa, whoa..back up.
Let’s set the record straight.
Andy: “OMG! Look!”
Kerry: “I have my camera with me.”
Andy: “I NEED A PICTURE OF THAT! NOW!”
Kerry: “OK, but I need you to pull up next to him to get a better shot….Dude, you just ran a red light.”
Andy: “F*** THE LIGHT. I NEED THAT PICTURE!”
Dude, that’s like spitting distance from my house. I HATE that Shell gas station!
I just about died laughing when we passed the guy - we were heading back home from Margarita’s, it was raining and then we saw the umbrella-wielding lunatic on the scooter. How he didn’t lose it to the speed-induced breeze I have no idea.